TT checking in. Currently weaving baskets in the Peruvian Andes. Attempting to trade the Uno for at least two llamas. Back in a week or so - peace and love HH.
Feeling good. Sun is here, Dave has survived death by spicy sausage and a new Daft Punk album is near. Thinking of becoming a hippie for 2013. Peace and love HH.
I think I can smell chorzio on his lips. It looks like Dave has been at the neighbour's bins again, the tart. How he gets those lids up I'll never know.
Terrible news. Dave the cat is ill. Could be a repeat of the malteser poisoning incident of 2009, or a spicy sausage. I'll have to investigate further - #PRAYFORDAVE
Any thermonuclear scientists about? - we need to know the strike capability of N Korea. Should my cat Dave and I be worried? Is my stash of Haribo safe? Is it worth waxing the Uno? WE NEED ANSWERS ASAP!